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2006/07 Fixture is Out!

2006-06-22T06:59:00.000-07:00

Ok, put the World Cup 2006 aside, the English Premier League 2006/06 fixture has out. You people can go here to check the opening fixture.

Ehehehehe, time to revenge for Chelsea. A home game againts Manchester City. Last season, a defeat and a draw (izzit?) makes them the only club in the 2005/06 that remain unbeaten by Chelsea. Stuart Pearce’s team, prepare for an away lose at the opening muahahahahahaha.

The second fixture would be againts Middlesbrough. I guess all our fellow Chelsea fans here still remember the 3-0 lose, which mark a black dot on their report card. REVENGE!

Australia 3 - 1 Japan

2006-06-13T05:12:00.000-07:00

Niama! if you all didn't watch this match, i strongly encourage you people to watch. Even replay is worthwhile to watch! This is what we call the beauty of football! from 0-1 to 3-1, what a match!!

The first Japan goal was conroversial, Takahara knock down Schwarzer, causing the free kick released by Nakamura straight to the goal. I now hereby acknowledge that all refree are blind! For what FIFA let all those refree wear those changgih changgih ear phone and microphone while they can't even track what's happening in the pitch? Buta kah?

after this goal, you poeple can fast forward to 80th minute. The Australian strike back with three goal. Tim Cahill this lil bastard from Everton score a brace and lead the Socceroos from lose to draw , and from draw to win. Those fuckin' Japanese face looks like kayu haha after found out their 80 minutes hard work being smashed by Australians. What a 3 points! Congrats to them! It's really an enjoying game to watch!

Another thing worth mention is that i'm actually in Australia now. I guess the streets in city of Sydney and Melbourne is crowded with those Socceroos fans. They are celebrating their 3 points with ~~shits~~, beer, wine, vodka and the list goes on.

I tell you! Don't let my guess become true that Australia end up qualifying for the next round!!! It would be intresting to see Brazil holding Socceroos' hand together-gether qualifying for the next round hahaha!!

Holland 1 - 0 Serbia & Montenegro

2006-06-11T21:46:00.001-07:00

Not a bad match. Once again Chelsea player prove their capability to the world. However, i don't think the score satisfied all of us as Holland is famous with their attacking power.

Most of the time, the ball is on the air flying up and down. Like you see monkey jumping up and down hahaha. The goal from Robben is a typical Robben-style goal with his stylo way of running. Yeah la! Chelsea win their 2004/05 title is because of him mah!

I think Man Utd and Arsenal can consider sell off their attacking player liao! Both RvN and Van Persie half asleep i think, take the ball, wait for 2 sec only pass, blardy hell!! Serbian defender already block you la! diu!

Actually Serbian play quite well too, their attacking power not that bad compared to Holland. Too bad Vidic from Man Utd didn't play. If not can strengthen their defence power.

One thing worth note taking is both side's attacking player, Arjen Robben and Mateja Kezman, are best friends since long long time ago. Both of then are from the best Holland club PSV Eindhoven. They two are best partnet ever. Robben pass the ball to Kezman and Kezman will do his ~~monkey~~ pretty finishing. WooHoo! Miss that time man!

Then both of them came to Chelsea. Its good to see your good old time's partner move on in life together with you. Unfortunately, Kezman could now get used with the pace of English football. He is under performance and according to the press, he is overated. What a poor feller, the speed, physical movement in EPL almost ruined his career. He score 7 goals in all competition for Chelsea, which consider god damn under performance as a striker. At the end, he decided to move on, finding a place where he feel more comfortable with. He moved on to Atletico Madrid in Spain, a rival for the club i hate the most, Real Madrid! We wish him good luck for his move because if he go to ~~Fake~~ Real Madrid, you think he got chance to play ar?! See Michael Owen example man!

On the other hand, Robben made a good start in Chelsea. Although he is injured in the early of the season, but he is able to prove himself after he recovered. He assisted most of the goal score. A very best partner for Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard. He had sealed the name as one of the important player to help Chelsea lift up the premiership title.

Omg, this post suppose to be Holland v Serbia, how come become biography of Robben and Kezmen pulak! okok, before i end, i shall say that both player sure will have a kind of special feelings when they play againts each other!

One more one more! Man of the Match for this game is Arjen Robben!!!! *Piak piak piak*

England 1 - 0 Paraguay

2006-06-10T08:07:00.000-07:00

Another lanciau match, which i think watch cat having sexual intercourse better.

What should i say? England is lucky, or England no luck? Lucky because they manage to collect three points? or unlucky because they can't grab the chances they have. Especially when Lampard's SOT blocked.

I still don't don't and don't understand. Why Eriksson wanna put Crouch as striker? and he even sub Owen out. WTH man, i personally prefer Walcott, rather than that napet.

Own goal is such a joke. Without the own goal, the game would be scoreless nil. BORING!

Looking forward Argentina vs Ivory Coast. GO GO Ivory Coast!

Germany 4 - 2 Costa Rica

2006-06-09T19:48:00.000-07:00

My my....., what a jerky match i've ever seen since WC 98 opener of France vs Senegal.

The defence are totally suck and everyone seems playing like a dead fish. Germans can actually allow Wanchope to pass thru the defence line again and again. They are lucky to win by 2 goal margin this time. Imagine if Costa Rica shooting are slightly more accurate?

This had imposed a message to the Germans that Michael Ballack is not only an important player on the pitch but a kind of morale support and encouragement for them. Certainly nobody hopes to see the host country playing anymore shitty game. Wake up Germany, show the world your true colour!

Quick Update

2006-05-31T09:05:00.000-07:00

Having final exam now, so a few quick update about the squad.

Chelsea had signed Feyenoord 20 years old Ivorian striker Kalou. He had agreed a three-year deal with Chelsea and he is expected to fight for the striker place.

With the arrival of Kalou, Carlton Cole's future doesn't seem bright. Chelsea will settle this in no time.

Shevchenko had speak up his mind to leave AC Milan. He had being given permission to deal with Chelsea about the transfer. Hope there's more good news shortly.

As above, Gallas, Crespo and Drogba are linked with the arrival of Shevchenko. Rumour that these three player will form part of the transfer agreement to swap for Sheva. I know, it doesn't make sense at all. Hope that time could reveal the truth.

Del Horno had being ruled out from World Cup 2006 due to injury. Poor thing, doctor said that he need 10 more days to fully recover and another 10 more days to regain fitness. Fuck the Spain coach, you should learn from Eriksson, reserve him a spot and welcome him back on semi-final.

Liverpool is bad bastard, they sell off Morientes to Valencia.

Arsenal suck big time too, they make so much of noise telling the whole world they had bunch of "potential young guns". I think they should rephrase "Wenger need Viagra or buy young gun". bwahahaha.

Champions League

2006-05-22T10:29:00.000-07:00

Not a bad game. At least this had prove the TRUE meaning of Champions League and justified its existance.

Its kinda joke to convince people that you are European Champion which you struggling in your domestic league position. Some of then can't even qualify for next year's CL. Take a look at Liverpool, they won't feel paiseh going around and chant that they are European Champion.

For once most of us questioning the true meaning of Champions League. The day of payoff had finally arrive. Congratulations to Barcelona for lifting up the 2005/2006 UEFA Champions League trophy. Your team had shown us the real meaning of European champion.

One question, what if Arsenal beaten Barcelona? Does that implied that Arsenal is the king of Europe? I leave it to you to think. THINK.

England World Cup 2006 Complete 23-men Squad

2006-05-16T09:29:00.000-07:00

Goal Keeper

Paul Robinson (Tottenham Hotspurs)
David James (Manchester City)
Robert Green (Norwich City)

Defender

Ashley Cole (Arsenal)
Sol Campbell (Arsenal)
Jamie Carragher (Liverpool)
Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United)
Gary Neville (Manchester United)
John Terry (Chelsea)
Wayne Bridge (Chelsea)

Midfield

David Beckham (Real Madrid)
Frank Lampard (Chelsea)
Joe Cole (Chelsea)
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)
Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich)
Jermaine Jenas (Tottenham Hotspurs)
Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough)
Michael Carrick (West Ham United)
Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspurs)

Forward

Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)
Michael Owen (Newcastle United)
Peter Crouch (Liverpool)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

Michael Ballack joining Chelsea

2006-05-16T08:56:00.000-07:00

The feeling is greater than Chelsea having two title in a row. Why? You ask me WHY? Ballack is joining Chelsea on a free transfer. Three years deal is sealed and the number on his back remained unknown.

We now have another player that headed to the WC2006 with captain armband after Didier Drogba being appointed to lead the Ivorian for triump. Viva La Chelsea!

Chelsea defended their title!

2006-05-04T01:39:00.000-07:00

WOOHOO!! The feeling is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD!

First of all, as EXPECTED, Chelsea won the 2nd premiership title!

the excitement doesn't end here,

Chelsea beaten blardy ManUtd 3-0 with a nice clean sheet at HOME.

y'all know? out of 3 goal, 2 are from our defender, Gallas and Carvalho.

U asking me which scene i like the most? Seriously, i can't resist to watch it again and again that Mourinho actually walked up to ManUtd, shaked their stinky hand. Not only Ferguson, but EVERYONE!

Next would be this,

This f*cking bastard deserve it! He didn't get the card when he 1st tackle Drogba both of his leg, voilent conduct.

I believe the god is watching. Not more than ten minutes, this sial fler ~~walk~~ fly out from Stamford Bridge with Chelsea's latest technology, flying carpet.Kidding. He didn't manage to walk out by himself. Such an enjoyment after a tiring trip to Philip Island.

After the match, a scumbag sittin' in front of me, keep shouting "f*ck Chelsea". Needless for me to take any action, H actually shouted back "F*CK ManUtd" and one of these social rubbish actually heard it, and turned back looking at her, as if we care.

overall, very SYOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Chelsea fler are E&E, effective and efficient lah! Stage is ready right after the match, the ceremony damn touching, make me so wanna ~~laugh at those f*cking ManUtd fler, come back next season la~~ drop tears.

The trophy is out from the musuem and then placed back in, what a season, an unbeatable home record, what more you can ask from a club? Had you ever see Club(s) with almost every single player can score? Maybe next time we should aim for Petr Cech to score.

Without Cech, there's no Chelsea, What a brilliant idea to keep Cech, applause should goes to him!

Disclaimer

2006-04-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

1. Every shit thing here are based on my personal opinion, and my opinion serve the highest authority over this blog. If you don't like my post/view, f*ck you and f*ck off. Alt+F4 is very convieniencely located left on your keyboard.

2. However, write it politely in comment board and i'll be very happy to engage in a debate with you.

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4. I assume every shit thing happened in football circle as common knowledge, as simply as your mother is ~~man~~ woman, Gary Neville is a true bastard. So don't f*cking make noise that i ~~copy the info/news from any newspaper, website, etc etc~~ Plagarize. Go soccernet instead.

5. Have fun.

The very first post

2006-04-19T14:35:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone, gettin' a lil complain that i keep posting about updates for Chelsea FC rather than something intrested in my previous blog ~~because i have so so so many reader~~, so i've decided to come out with another blog which specifically talk about football/soccer or whatever you wanna call it. Stay tune for more and more updates from the soccer kingdom. If you looking for more about my personal post, feel free to browse through here.